The Universe is Kind of a Dick Candle by Twisted Wares Candles Twisted Wares

The Universe is Kind of a Dick Candle by Twisted Wares

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$ 29.00
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I Need a F*cking Nap Candle by Twisted Wares

A Day at the Spa scent.

  • 12 fluid ounces of hand-poured, soy wax
  • phthalate-free fragrance oils
  • a lead-free, cotton core wick
  • packaged in a 4" tall metal paint tin
  • made in the USA
  • burn time: 50-60 hours

Additional humorous candles by Twisted Wares are available here.

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